Hello. Since Arika Okrent’s groovy article, folks keep asking for permission to make stuff imprinted with my Lolcat Hamlet.  I think that’s cool.  Poetry is for sharing. (And indecisive men are a scourge.) Perhaps you could buy one of my novels if you use it?  Or suggest that people who admire your Lolcat-printed stuff buy one of my novels?  Or best of all, perhaps you could find someone to pay me to complete the translation -- or to stage it with live cats?